"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
09/16/2016 at 20:41 • Filed to: shitpost | 12 | 15 |
Seriously.
CTSenVy
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 20:46 | 1 |
Hustle.
Loyalty.
Respect.
jariten1781
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 20:48 | 0 |
aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 20:51 | 2 |
DO DODODOD DOOOOOOOO
Jayhawk Jake
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 20:52 | 2 |
That’s a significantly better answer than Mother Theresa
interstate366, now In The Industry
> aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
09/16/2016 at 20:54 | 1 |
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
PatBateman
> jariten1781
09/16/2016 at 20:55 | 1 |
PatBateman
> Jayhawk Jake
09/16/2016 at 20:55 | 2 |
I mean, I totally agree, but I can't tell my wife that.
DipodomysDeserti
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 21:00 | 3 |
Why would anyone choose to be Jesus? “Yeah, I’d love to just hang out with dudes, never have sex, then have one of my bros sell me out to some guys who beat the shit out of me and literally nail me to a piece of wood.” #goals
PatBateman
> DipodomysDeserti
09/16/2016 at 21:03 | 0 |
Precisely.
LongbowMkII
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 21:14 | 1 |
She could have at least picked a decent wrestler.
PatBateman
> LongbowMkII
09/16/2016 at 21:19 | 4 |
Maybe like... Like... LIKE...
You set that one up for me, bud.
Under_Score
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 21:32 | 0 |
She memed you hard.
Hot Takes Salesman
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 21:44 | 0 |
BROTHER
PS9
> DipodomysDeserti
09/16/2016 at 22:51 | 0 |
But after that you get to return to heaven and wait for the day you can come back to Earth and bang all your hot groupies.
DipodomysDeserti
> PS9
09/17/2016 at 11:29 | 0 |
I think only Muslims get to bang in the afterlife.